My name is Clinton, I always introduce myself as "Clinton, like Hillary Clinton." I am not, in fact, "like" Hillary Clinton, but no one has ever jumped to that conclusion. I think.
So he’s here now and ready to cause havoc, haha, I love this puppy already, I know this is one of the best decisions me and my girlfriend have made. And we have many more to make. We’re ready for an adventure! Bring it.
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
I love this
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BUB!
I wish I had hair.
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if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute
wow this is actually all i want in life
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OKCupid is a real inspiration for me, I just find really good profiles like this one and copy them into mine.
IM FUCKIN PISSING
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT
THIS IS HILARIOUS COME BE MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW
Ad Reinhardt, How to Look at Art, Arts & Architecture, January 1947
this is great.
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Anderson Cooper & Grumpy Cat on Anderson Live
GRUMPY CAT ANDERSON COOPER IS HOLDING YOU HOW CAN YOU STAY GRUMPY?
Ruby the working pup.
Familiar with William Wegman’s dog photos? The famous photographer has recently created his first ever .GIF.
Is there anything else to say?
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